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How much aura did I lose when my headphones connected to my mum’s speaker and mag 131 started blasting throughout the entire house (the window was open too)
#podcast#the magnus archives#the magnus verses#the dread powers#the archivist#jared hopworth#i cannot#I cannot understand him😓#neither can my mother#got called a freak
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Being a batfam fan is funny because people will make a post like “here’s my headcanon-“ and it’s just something that’s directly canon to the story then post about major canon events and get everything wrong.
#this post was inspired by me remembering the experience of reading death in the family#after only knowing the fanbase version and realizing oh none of that shit happened okay#like girl you don’t understand it’s so bad#Jason wasn’t even fired as Robin#He’s not accused of murdering anyone by Bruce#He’s not trying to prove himself at all he’s just looking for his mom#The reason Bruce didn’t go after him right away is because he was tracking down a goddamn nuke the Joker stole#Then after he finds it and handles the problem he helps Jason track down moms 2 and 3#Also Jason died in like 20 minutes?? even less??#He died in less time than it took his mother to smoke a cigarette#Bruce literally went ‘wait here I’ll be right back’ and was gone for less time than a trip to the grocery store#and then you go into the Jason Todd tag and they act like Bruce pulled the damn trigger on him#Like besties I don’t know how to tell you this he basically did everything right he possibly could have#Even him benching Jason from Robin temporarily happens so that he can get Jason into therapy about his trauma#Like the whole point is that neither of them did anything wrong bad shit just sometimes happens#That’s the tragedy. The drama.#Bruce couldn’t have made better choices in the position he was in and Jason was never going to make different ones#It was inevitable#Anyway rant over please read death in the family before I lose my mind#batfam#batman#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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my dumb brain had a dont look back prompt of Obi going hey Leia fake marry me so I can adopt all the clones and get legal case on the citizenship, and hell throw in Anakin and Padme into it and now the crack thought wont leave me alone. Like I know that legally its too chancy a concept but various fake marriage for legal nonsense are in my brain. fake relationship turning real / legal shenanigans. also that Lando 36 marriages to mess with tax nonsense so everyone in a convoluted marriage chain.
Friend, if we're talking fake marriage/legal nonsense, you're sleeping on the best one.
Shmi Skywalker hunts down Jango Fett, drags him before the nearest legal authority, names him the father of her one million children, and gets them married so she can have custody of all of them, including Boba. The entire GAR are now citizens of Naboo. So is Jango. Palpatine is having daily fights with Queen Jamillia over the legality of it all and we must have our army back. Jango is fending off assassins that are coming after his new wife, not because he likes her or appreciates her interfering in his business, but because if he lets her die it's a professional smear he will never be able to live down.
Leia, Anakin, Padmé, and Obi-Wan are all enraged. Jango cannot be in the Skywalker clan. He has committed Offenses against them.
Shmi is undeterred. It is his penance. She is looking after her boys.
(She and Plo work out shared custody of the 104th. Eventually.)
#this works because there is no centralized authority on Tatooine to recognize marriages except the Hutts#Shmi and Cliegg's marriage was considered valid in their local community on the basis of they said so#But neither one of them was getting married with the blessing of a Hutt#also Shmi does not care about bigamy laws#she's indifferent to Republic law except where it suits her#a true Skywalker maverick#this is my secret “Shmi will marry any man to mother his child” agenda#just wait until she realizes unsupervised Jedi on away missions can be subject to local planetary law
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ngl i do find rewrites of double exposure vastly intriguing ( and want to do one myself ) but the moment people make a huge point of removing amanda and vinh as love interests i immediately lose steam lol. where’s your whimsy … every lis game has romance and max is not some sort of nun character, who is known for putting her feelings aside for the sake of a case. after all, while the world as she knows it is ending, max writes this in her journal about warren and chloe :
like!! she would kiss amanda and vinh!! she would!! max is impulsive and feels things for the people she cares for very, very strongly and i feel like erasing her canon love interests in a genuine rewrite of the game is sort of a null point. no, max wouldn’t think through the logistics of kissing two people while investigating the murder of her best friend. no, max wouldn’t abstain from indulging herself in something she genuinely wants just because she’s sad or busy. idk. double exposure desperately needs a rewrite but the second you write max as someone who’s ‘above’ love affairs i shake my head in disagreement. there’s a difference between including love interests and then allowing the player to have max not romance anyone versus forcing her and the player to not romance anyone at all.
#my posts.#this is not a vague or anything its just something i notice a lot and get irked by lol#you do not have to romance vinh OR amanda to begin with. you can friendzone both just like in every other lis game.#and in general i find it so weird that everyone and their mother says double exposure would be better without love interests#like i understand being burned about the breakup ( IF you get that ) but idk#the way people talk about max and having other love interests has always been very vicious#while people can accept that chloe can love multiple people and still love max#people have a hard time seeing max love multiple people and still be able to love chloe#i truly just get bad vibes from the insistence that max shouldn’t have love interests who aren’t chloe … like idk … i think she’s allowed?#i think max has every right to move on and that she’s allowed to mess around as she deems fit#what’s REALLY baffling is that neither amanda nor vinh are like. permanent.#both relationships with them are up in the air at the end of the game#you could have max kiss amanda and agree with her that they wouldn’t work#or have max kiss vinh and decide they shouldn’t pursue it for a similar reason#it isn’t like max becomes officially partnered to either romance option at the end of the game#she is still single? and there are still choices to be made?#idk idk. how people treat the existence of vinh and amanda bug me deeply.#and how people treat max having the nerve to be into anyone but chloe ( or warren ig? ) also bugs me deeply#let my girl live and let her be her disastrous bisexual self who kisses people impulsively at the WORST time bc. well. she wants to#anyway. yeah <3
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before they had him in their clutches (God know who she thinks took him first. the cult of abraxas, fame, the industry, the shame?) he was her baby. her firstborn
the tags r so normal and totally not mommy and daddy issues
#i think about jack delroy having daddy issues more than most#i also think that he spent so long trying to avoid being like his father that he might have ended up like his mother#i feel like he just got up and left home. i can feel it in my bones#neither one of his parents watch the show#but his mother cannot help staring at magazines for sale on the street with his face on them#late night with the devil#jack delroy#lnwtd#david dastmalchian#tenderhungering
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reverting back into my “eats an entire box of boxed Mac n cheese daily” phase. I hope you all support me through this time
#In my defense#my mother and sister have left me#And neither my father nor I can drive to purchase other food#And so it’s all I have#Also it’s the autism
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#anyway our relationship has been fundamentally altered but both of us are so goddamn non-confrontantional about it#that we will never talk about it and we will go to our respective graves carrying a hurt neither of us can express#it's great!#why can't i be more like my father!#he at least can articulate his pain!#but we're over here mother/eldest daughtering our way to fucking death#ugh. barf.#h: tbd
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I’m just begging you: Don’t make us go there again.
#oscar isaac#moon knight#marc spector#moonknightedit#chrissie gifs#tw: trauma#tw: child abuse#It still blows my mind how the people involved in this show seemed to have a better understanding of trauma#than most professional therapists do#It's so heartbreaking to see how you can literally see Marc being stuck in his freeze reaction#While Steven moves around and explores#Marc's feet are rooted to the spot#He doesn't get a word out and he is clearly struggling to breathe#He can't even move his body towards the threat (i.e. his mother banging against the door) so he mostly just moves his eyes#Until the door bursts open and Marc's flight mode is activated#There is so much evidence that talking about your trauma again and again does nothing to integrate it and heal from it#And Harrow is such a text book example of so called health care professionals that force their patients to be re-traumatized again and again#Marc literally shows Steven how he suffered the most horrible and painful injuries to his soul#And it neither helps him to integrate his trauma nor to balance the scales#The healing process only starts when he allows himself to start learning to be accepted and taken care of by Steven#I am sorry I just love him so much 🥺
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people don't get that Lucrecia is absolutely fucked up person and that's good, that's the point
I hate Dirge of Cerberus as much as anyone and I'd throw the entire thing into the ocean too especially for how it goes about Lucrecia's story but her being a fundamentally broken person whose prone to guilt ridden mental break downs? No absolutely not, it was the one thing they got right about her. Lucrecia is ultimately not a good person as much as she wants her intentions to be good because there's no world where a good person would do what she's done to any child, much less her own child she carried for 9 months
like talk about dead on arrival, Sephiroth didn't have a chance because whether or not Jenova is his mother or Lucrecia is his mother, he was still created with the exact purpose of being used by Shrina. When he couldn't be Cetra, he became a weapon and the fact is that Lucrecia knew this going in
like Lucrecia wasn't stupid, she wasn't naive, she wasn't blinding running into the experiment with Hojo leading her by the hand, she knew what she was doing
but the last shred of conscience kicked in at the last second and realized the enormity of her actions
and who KNOWS, right? maybe in another universe had she gotten out before it was too late, had she been able to raise Sephiroth somewhere out in the big wide world or given him to some one who could have protected him from Shrina, Sephiroth could have had a good life
but I doubt it because for all of Lucrecia's (of which I believe) love for her son it doesn't change that deep down Lucrecia was broken enough or determine enough to do what she did in the first place and things like that don't get fixed because the shame suddenly smacked her up the face
Lucrecia and Sephiroth are ultimately a tragedy--the woman who should never have been a mother and the child who should have never been born
#and before anyone says anything I say this all because deeply love Lucrecia#she's one of my favorite characters in the game and I think she's wasted on both the game and the fandom#she has the chance to be one of the most complex women out there and she's often rendered to either a shrieking violet#or the angelic woman hovering over vincent#and neither are correct or fair to her#and honestly I do believe she would have been a terrible mother to Sephiroth#not because she's doesn't love her son but because she's clearly has some emotional shit going on#and I think why people hate her is because they're uncomfortable by her#she's a sad bad person who you do sympathize with and you wanna hope in another life would be good#but it's just not the case#and sometimes the worst thing you can be is a bad mother#lucrecia crescent#sephiroth
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Thor showing up @ Loki's cell in TDW shortly after he was informed of their mother's death calling him out on being an illusion bc he's too composed after the news when he, mr repression himself, attended the death and funeral looking like this
#foul behaviour#im telling you all Thor is very manipulative he is just charismatic about it#he's more manipulative than Loki and never gets called out on it ever#Thor knowing Loki would be hurt and taking the revenge angle like surely that's what Loki would want right#Thor 'im allowed to cover up my grief' Odinson visiting his brother like nu uh#though I do think Thor had more of a warning since he figured out the situation and had been heading to the room Frigga died in#Thor at least expected it and knew the circumstances Loki likely didn't get that info since he tried asking Thor about it#Loki watching Thor acting Normal(TM) like their mother didn't die and picking a fight about it#peak#Thor being frustrated about it too and almost hitting Loki but they process stuff differently i guess#neither bro can help each other like that XD
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Sometimes I do feel like I fall into the trap of only watching mainstream kids stuff that Tumblr does but also I must remind myself that this blog is a place for fun and venting. I've been going outside my media comfort zone a lot this year but I'm still gonna keep talking about PreCure here because that's what brings me fun
#like on the one hand I'd like to talk more about something like I Saw The Tv Glow#but also what more can I say#it doesn't fit the vibe y'know#neither do the books I've read this year#I also think people hear 'outside my comfort zone' and think like. horror and extreme stuff#which like yes I do want to get into more of thar#but also I've just watched how i met your mother with my brother this year and that also counts because i don't watch sitcoms#it's good to watch and read whatever you can and be diverse#but also i dunno maybe it's also because of something I saw yesterday but you aren't owed to know what someone's read/watched/played#maybe they talk about kids media because that's fun and then they log off and watch a documentary#many thoughts#mango rambles#personal fruits
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Robin Buckley and her Mother
#stranger things#drawing#robin buckley#you know when drawing this one I was comparing it often to my Steve Harrington one and his mother#bc stobin are inseparable and that's the facts#but anyway in steves you see his mothers full face multiple times#she is there and present#confronting and yelling at steve#but in robins you don't really see her mother#you see her eyes and her back#and in the photo of her back she's only in her underwear#and I did this bc well I wanted to show her moms body in the sense that you can tell she had a child “a mom bod” if you will#I don't know I just thought it was interesting to explore the relationship between them in an audio from tt or a song where the words#are saying something obvious about their relationship but then adding little things in the composition and details that also explain how#I personally view their relationship#there's the idea that Steve and his mom are cofrontational and also there's a easy way they face each other or stare each other down#but robin never really looks at her mother or the “camera” and neither does her mother#and they also are never seen in the same frame together#cause there's a shame and a way robin I think would hide from her mother if she always tells her what she's doing wrong or how she looks#and also if the mother is saying things like that there has to be unease in herself#in her own body that mimicks robins just older#I just think mother relationships are fun okay#also I made the mothers eyes green and I always make robin wear green and what kind of thing can I pull out of my own head canons but the#idea that she avoids her mother and claims she hates her mother but still gets the most comfort in wearing the color of her mothers eyes?#I mean loving someone and finding the most comfort in them while also having the most discomfort with them is so I interesting and I think#it only really works with that mother-child relationship#anyway#art#digital art
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Thought I’d finally explain their beef. They eventually reach a sort of truce and become frenemies
#also I like to think that when Kaisa first starts dating Johanna#she doesn’t know she’s Lauren’s mum#she knows Lauren and Hilda are sisters but not who their mum is#so when she finds out she is NOT happy#and neither is Lauren#Kaisa is forced to try and be nice sos not to upset her girlfriend#meanwhile lauren is threatening her life if she ever so much as blinks at her mum wrong#they both get a fun new card for arguments#Kaisa gets to remind Lauren that she’s dating her mother#and Lauren gets to call Kaisa an abusive parent#everyone wins#their end game dynamic is like#‘only I can insult her’ kinda vibes#‘I hate you but if anything happened to you I’d kill myself’#hilda#art#my art#hilda the series#digital art#netflix hilda#hilda netflix#fanart#doodle#drawing#Kaisa hilda#Hilda kaisa#Lauren hilda#Hilda lauren#Hilda oc
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the constant emphasis on the can of alcohol though… it’s like it’s telling us that yuko’s too deep in her vices/self-indulgence that she’s completely oblivious to how much her younger son loves and cares for her…
#in other words… maybe shibasaki yuko was *the* yoidore shirazu after all—#though come to think of it… the lxl movie only ever showed us the worst interactions between aizo and yuko. so.#maybe she’s a better mother when she’s sober off-screen or something? idk. it doesn’t absolve her of all her misdeeds but. still.#lowkey feel bad for her though. bad divorce coping mechanisms really do change you for the worse… maybe.#especially when you’re not the main one at fault for the divorce… but still. taking it out on your kids is going way too far.#the cans kind of gave me flashbacks to my own yuko-esque parent though… sigh. time to never listen to hahaoyatte ever again#i have many thoughts on it but. yeah. no. i get the feeling that i’ll venture too far into projecting territory if i continue lol#but ngl i absolutely love how neither of the brothers bother to try to redeem shibasaki dad lmfaoooo i hope he’s rotting offscreen or sth#anyways. that’s all from me. next time you see me i’ll be with my kawaikute gomen manga bc it finally came in ayayaayayayayayayayyayayayyyyy
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in the tags due to. i'm embarrassed
#xoxo.monty#i feel like the worst and most ungrateful person on the planet but godd#i always forget why i like not having birthday presents#like. i asked for a screwdriver or a dragon soft toy#and received dominoes (we already have a box of dominoes) and a four-board-games-in-one thing#neither of which i have ever expressed interest in#if they didn't want to/couldn't find what i asked for thats fine just don't give me anything????#like i'm not going to be offended lmao that's how it's been for three years now#although since when have my parents cared about how i feel in the slightest#but yeah. i like how it is normally.#my mother makes a cheesecake (which is good enough already!!!!!) i get a birthday card and can choose whats for dinner#no presents = no opportunities for it to go wrong#easy and simple#if this were a book it would be a humourous situation to show how my parents. just. straight up never listen to me#um. yeah sorry.#i feel like an absolutely /horrible/ person#disgustingly ungrateful rant over o7
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Wild idea: Alex Jones was one of Azazel's Special Children that he made just for funsies.
Research I didn't actually have to do but did: The Special Children Activation happened between 2006-2007 and Alex was kidnapped by Celia from her family smack-dab in the middle of that. 😃
#Eric Kripke did... did you want to get into that if Wayward Sisters got picked up?#Alex is so Sam-coded from being the younger 'sister' to her appearance to wanting a normal life you Gotta give her double blood weirdness#Imagine being 12 - we're starting off strong with the Horrors - and having awful migraines and dreams about monsters#And then one night monsters pour into your home and at first you're calm because you think it's another nightmare#But then you feel the warmth of your mother's blood on that wild-eyed woman's palm on your cheek and you realize It's Real#And you live in the nightmares now and you've gotta learn to love the monsters in order to survive#...Not to disappoint but... This Is Still About Lucifer in Wayward Sisters#Lucifer realizes that Alex is one of Azazel's kids like Sam and but he knows how Sam felt about the demon blood#[Sam sharing withdrawal symptoms in the Cage before Castiel yoinked their body]#So the math is 'Demon blood = powerful Sad human but Azazel = demon + pinch of my grace so I gotta give Alex my blood to fix it'#Something something Alex gets so much grace wrapped around her soul that it sings in pitches Claire can hear and she gets tiny wings#And Lucifer gets to groom her teensy useless wings and she's a new type of monster that they're just calling pure. Neither human nor angel#Lucifer and Alex get to be a little fucked up in this take there's a point where Lucifer is slipping his blood in her food#And another where he's stabbing a crazy straw into his heart for her. Also maybe Alex ate human flesh as a preteen. Who can say?#Important to note that Lucifer Didn't Know Alex would get Great Value Angel'd he just does Experiments sometimes.#It's how he made Lilith and the Princes and Cain he's just gonna give some humans incredible power and see if they blow up#He started real small and responsibly on the archangel blood (possibly had a trial run first Alex is Special to him)#Neither Azazel's blood nor Lucifer's blood makes Alex a perfect vessel for Lucifer but she gets tuned into Angel vision at some point
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